Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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