its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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