Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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