How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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