East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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