I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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