we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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