So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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