we're chasing vodka with high fives
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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