I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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