Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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