if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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