I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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