all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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