his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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