So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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