Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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