He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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