I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
It's official drugs can't kill me
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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