I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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