Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow

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(937): View more from Ohio

fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed

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(281): View more from Texas

3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.

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(281): View more from Texas

Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.

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(801): View more from Utah

He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...

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(845): View more from New York

I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....

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(501): View more from Arkansas

My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."

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