Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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