im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
