Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We were destined to go to rehab together
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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