K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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