I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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