I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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