It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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