**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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