Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You took a bar mat shot.
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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