Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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