Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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