But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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