508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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