Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I love you.
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