I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize