But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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