can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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