great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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