WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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