We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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