Whod you bang
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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