There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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