we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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