We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I understand Curling. That high.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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