You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
When are your genitals available?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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