so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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