I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Randomize
