Your tits are I can't wait for
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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