Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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