i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Last time i carry you out of a forest
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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