peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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