Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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