she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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