He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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